Whoppers... Not The Burgers, The BANGERS!

You might not know the Whoppers, so if you don't let me school you on a phenomenal upcoming french duo that has the potential to become the next big thing in the Thrash Electro. This duo made up of Rémi Buriez and Jonathan Pennel have inked a few deals primarily with Shax Tracks, the record label owned and run by Vatican producer Shax. And this makes a lot of sense, if you are fans of the Italian/Vatican sound then you NEED to know the Whoppers. Grab their amazing track Esorcista below, if it doesn't remind you of You Killing Me, Shax or The Boomzers in some way, I'd be very confused. Whoppers have a huge future in my opinion, check them out mutha fucka.

Free Download:

Whoppers - Esorcista
  Whoppers - Dirty Bitch ! ( Original mix ) by Whoppers

Bonus: hot and fresh from Adelaide, Australia hails Capt and Cooked a fantastic duo that we have featured before on this blog. Therefore I really have nothing to say except their recent string of productions have been too good not to post on. Enjoy some of finest new electro blood the land of Oz has to offer.
  Ready (Original Mix) - Capt and Cooked (Unsigned) by Capt and Cooked
  Hey You (Capt and Cooked Remix) - Pony Pony Run Run by Capt and Cooked

Damn, This Shit is Fresh

I've got a whole new slew of remixes for you to get your body moving and head rocking. I'm super pumped about this Klaxons' track remixed by Australia's Capt and Crooked. I've been waiting for another track to capture the same energy as his phenomenal "Threnody" remix and the epicness of his work on "Flashover" with Klaxons' airy vocals and some hard synths is right what the doctor ordered. The track is great all the way through, but at 3:00 in the vocals get really chorused out and it sets up the song for a perfect final drop. Love it.

 Klaxons - Flashover (Capt and Cooked Remix) (320 kbps)***

Speaking of epic songs, Adam Freeland let the master of showmanship himself, Etienne De Crecy, take his "How to Fake Your Own Life" and mix it into a wonder of a little piece of electronic gold. It's long, like all of the Frenchman's work, but just the same it draws you in really well and the drops are so well constructed that you won't be able to stop listening. Give it a chance up to around 2:00 in and you'll see what I mean.

Adam Freeland -  How To Fake Your Own Life (Etienne De Crecy Remix) (320 kbps)

For those of you who didn't think they could stomach another listening of Swedish House Mafia's "One" after all the hype off the original and then the Pharrell mix, not to mention how many people have been playing it out in their sets, sit tight and bear with me. TCHNCRCY favorite Congorock has remixed the song into a real hard hitting monster that needs to make it into your collection. Sorry about the quality but the first time I heard this track, Annie Nightingale was babbling over it literally ever 2 seconds so this is what we got.

Swedish House Mafia - One (Congorock Remix) (128 kbps)***

Everyone is freaking out over "I Crave Paris", the vocals of Caribbean Flight Facilities laid over Aeroplane's remix of another TCHNCRCY favorite Friendly Fires. I've honestly given the song multiple listens and nothing about it really makes it stand out. I mean it's not bad but the original Aeroplane remix is great and the original Friendly Fires track is one of my favorites. It doesn't seem like an improvement over either, or even over the original "Crave You". Whatever floats your boat I guess. The song can be found below so you can make up your own mind, but i highly recommend the original Aeroplane remix that I'm putting up along with it. The Friendly Fires vocals are beautiful and Aeroplane chills out the song into a great summer jam.

Aeroplane vs Friendly Fires vs Flight Facilities - I Crave Paris (320 kbps)
Friendly Fires - Paris (ft. Au Revoir Simone) (Aeroplane Remix) (320 kbps)**

Bonus:

For those of you who missed it, the Parisian devil Don Rimini dropped a new EP called "N-Large Your Parties" last Friday that is off the chain. I've got one of the tracks off of it called "All About" which is a hyperactive track that has some epic bass to buzz your ears. Grab the track and if you like it, buy the EP.

Don Rimini - All About (256 kbps VBR)

First Post, Great Beats

Welcome to Noise Trade. We love music. Specifically banging music that will rock your socks into the bottom of your shoes and back up again. The type of music that makes your body rock even when you're eating dinner with your grandma. That music. So tune in when you can. Much love.

I'm going to start this off with some of the great new beats that have been dropping, specifically SebastiAn's Threnody. For those who didn't like listening to 10 minutes of build up but loved that last 45 seconds or so of hard hitting magic that he drops, check out this Capt and Cooked Remix. Real hard, real filthy, real good.
SebastiAn - Threnody (Capt and Cooked Remix) (320 kbps)

I've been getting really into Richie Beretta lately. Definitely check these tracks out. Zombie Prom Night a definite new favorite.
Richie Beretta - Nitefist (320 kbps)
Richie Beretta - Zombie Prom Night (320 kbps) ♥

I picked up on this French Dj, Thony Ritz, who's Overdrive track is nasty. Grab it and give it a thorough wash through your head.
Thony Ritz - Overdrive (320 kbps)

I'll finish off with Uffie's new track MC's Can Kiss which is utterly beautiful. I love Uffie's tunes because she's one of the only female MC with fantastic producers (Thank you Ed Banger) and doesn't constantly spout trash about how she is constantly getting railed more than cocaine off a club bathroom's toilet. I've added my favorite remix as well by Starkey. Enjoy people.
Uffie - MC's Can Kiss (320 kbps) ♥
Uffie - MC's Can Kiss (Starkey Redid) (320 kbps)